For those of you who are confused enough about my life already, here's a
To the right, you'll see a map of Oceania, with New Zealand highlighted. This is the lovely country of hobbits and sheep where I'll be frolicking about for a bit and hopefully learning some chemistry. As you can see, it's mostly made up of two islands, aptly named the 'north' and 'south' islands - or if you want, Te Ika-a-Māui and Te Waipounamu, respectively in Te reo Māori. I'm going to be staying in Auckland which is on the north island (but not the thing marked with a star - that's Wellington).
Another thing you may notice is that it is not a part of Australia (the big green thing to the left). I mean, it's even less a part of Australia than Wales is a part of England. Obviously the confusion lies in the fact that they have essentially the same flag and accents that are practically indistinguishable.
I'll throw a couple more maps in the mix just because I like maps.
This is Oklahoma in relation to the United States. It borders places like Texas, Kansas... but it's called Oklahoma. Not Texas, not Ohio or Oregon or Canada. I was born here, and this is where my family live. Oh and it looks like a pan, and they have cowboys and guns and terrifying weather and things of that nature, but also a lot of awesome people and pretty places.
And here's Wales! This is my home where I've lived since I was six. It's also not England. I'm pretty sure that it's at the complete opposite end of the globe from New Zealand - could you make an earth sandwich? Someone else can figure it out for me. Oh yeah, and like New Zealand we have a lot of sheep (insert inappropriate sheep joke here). Nottingham's a place where I am a lot of the time. But it's not in Wales.
In summary, I wasn't born in Texas, my family never moved to England and I'm not moving to Australia.
So yeah, watch this space - I'll try to update it now and then, mostly with HOLY TENTACLES THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL. Oh yeah, and I'm going out there in a week... I am sooooo not ready to be this much of an adult.
Oh, fact of the day - maphill.com is the best thing ever.